1 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:04,738 [RADIO PLAYS "A FOGGY DAY IN OLD LONDON TOWN"] 2 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:19,353 SEE, EVERY TIME I HEAR "FOGGY DAY IN OLD LONDON TOWN", 3 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:20,788 I THINK OF MY WIFE. 4 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:24,125 AWW. WAS THAT YOUR SONG, COACH? 5 00:00:24,158 --> 00:00:26,194 NO, BUT SINATRA SANG THAT, SAM, 6 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:29,197 AND IT ALWAYS REMINDS ME OF THAT MOVIE, 7 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:30,531 "FROM HERE TO ETERNITY." 8 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:32,533 AW, YOU TOOK HER TO SEE THAT 9 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:34,202 ON YOUR FIRST DATE, HUH, COACH? 10 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:36,704 NO. THAT MOVIE REMINDS ME OF HAWAII. 11 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:40,074 OH. YOU AND YOUR WIFE MET IN HAWAII? 12 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:43,077 NO. I'VE NEVER BEEN TO HAWAII, DIANE. 13 00:00:43,111 --> 00:00:45,513 NEITHER HAS WALLY ENGELS. 14 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,081 I'LL TAKE IT. 15 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:49,717 UH, COACH, WHO'S WALLY ENGELS? 16 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,385 AN OLD PAL OF MINE IN THE NAVY. 17 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:52,853 HE INTRODUCED ME TO MY WIFE. 18 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,456 OH. OH. OH. 19 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:57,691 BOY, THAT'S SOME MEMORY YOU GOT THERE, COACH. 20 00:00:57,725 --> 00:01:00,861 YEAH, HUH, SAM. 21 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:04,832 [RADIO PLAYS "MOON RIVER"] 22 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:10,438 AH, THAT SONG BRINGS BACK SOME GREAT MEMORIES FOR ME. 23 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:12,573 OH, YEAH, REALLY? WHAT? 24 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:15,209 THEY WERE PLAYING IT THE DAY MY DAUGHTER GOT MARRIED. 25 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:17,778 YEAH? 26 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:21,215 THAT'S ALL. 27 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:26,720 WE SURE GET 'EM IN HERE, DON'T WE, SAM? 28 00:01:32,626 --> 00:01:35,129 * MAKING YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY * 29 00:01:35,163 --> 00:01:37,765 * TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT * 30 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:40,601 * TAKING A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES * 31 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:44,272 * SURE WOULD HELP A LOT 32 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:47,208 * WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO GET AWAY? * 33 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,779 * SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO * 34 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:55,383 * WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME * 35 00:01:57,485 --> 00:02:01,455 * AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME * 36 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:04,158 * YOU WANNA BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE * 37 00:02:04,192 --> 00:02:07,161 * OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME * 38 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:12,166 * YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME * 39 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,702 * YOU WANNA GO WHERE PEOPLE KNOW * 40 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:17,471 * PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME 41 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:21,742 * YOU WANNA GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME * 42 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,230 HELLO, SAM. 43 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:43,964 HEY, BECKY. 44 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,834 BOY, LONG TIME, NO SEE, HUH? 45 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:49,503 YEAH, I FINALLY GOT TRANSFERRED BACK TO BOSTON. 46 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:52,506 I REALLY MISSED THIS CITY AND A LOT OF ITS LANDMARKS. 47 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:55,676 SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHEN DO YOU GET OFF? 48 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:58,279 OH, I DON'T GET OFF ANYMORE, BECKY. 49 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:04,685 WHAT--WHAT I MEANT BY THAT WAS, 50 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:06,820 DIANE AND I ARE GOING TOGETHER HERE. 51 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,556 WHO? 52 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,358 OH, I'M SORRY. DIANE CHAMBERS, THIS IS BECKY HAWLEY. 53 00:03:10,391 --> 00:03:11,525 HI, BECKY. 54 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:12,526 HI, DIANE. 55 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,529 DIANE AND I HAVE BEEN GOING TOGETHER NOW, WHAT, 56 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:16,997 9, 10 MONTHS? 57 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,666 FOUR. 58 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,235 EH, WHATEVER. 59 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:25,005 I'M REALLY GLAD TO SEE YOU HAVE SUCH A NICE THING GOING, SAM. 60 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,408 ALTHOUGH I MUST SAY, 61 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:29,877 I WILL MISS THE FUN THAT WE USED TO HAVE. 62 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:32,713 WELL, I'VE GOT SOMETHING A LOT BETTER THAN FUN NOW. 63 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:35,483 I GOT GOOD, SOLID PLEASANTNESS. 64 00:03:37,418 --> 00:03:39,019 YOU'RE A REAL RUSH YOURSELF. 65 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,388 YEAH. 66 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:41,955 OH, I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET ANYONE. 67 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:43,557 OH, BECKY, YOU DIDN'T. 68 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,526 I'VE COME TO TERMS WITH SAM'S PAST. 69 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,428 IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME A BIT. 70 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:49,297 BESIDES, I'M NOT THE JEALOUS TYPE. 71 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,399 WELL, SAM, I GUESS I'LL BE SEEING YOU. 72 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:52,700 YEAH, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 73 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,902 YOU, TOO. 74 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:58,672 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU LET ME WALK YOU TO YOUR CAR, ALL RIGHT? 75 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,345 ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE I'LL JUST STAND 76 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:07,581 BEHIND THE BAR HERE FOR A WHILE. 77 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:08,749 I LIKED HER. 78 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,384 YEAH, I'LL BET. 79 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:13,354 OHH. 80 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,758 HAVE AN ACCIDENT, SAMMY, 81 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,427 OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME? 82 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:22,430 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 83 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:23,864 BOTH, COACH. 84 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:25,766 TWO CUTTY ROCKS, SAM. 85 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,735 NORM IS LATE AGAIN TODAY. 86 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,770 YEAH, I NOTICED. 87 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:31,939 IT'S EATING INTO MY BEER PROFITS. 88 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,774 I'M GONNA HAVE TO RAISE THE PRICE OF A DRAFT HERE 89 00:04:33,807 --> 00:04:34,942 JUST TO GET EVEN. 90 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:37,778 THAT'LL BE $11 THERE, CLIFF. 91 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:41,449 YOU KNOW, HE HASN'T BEEN IN BEFORE 5:00 ALL WEEK. 92 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:44,785 YOU DON'T SUPPOSE NORM'S FINALLY GOTTEN HIMSELF A JOB, DO YOU? 93 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:46,787 NAH, NAH. IF NORM HAD GOTTEN A JOB, 94 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,889 HE WOULD HAVE TOLD US ALL ABOUT IT. 95 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:51,659 GEE, I HOPE HE DIDN'T TELL ME AND I FORGOT. 96 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:54,795 NAH, I'D REMEMBER FORGETTING SOMETHING THAT BIG. 97 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:58,466 NO, I THINK CLIFF'S RIGHT. IF NORM GOT A JOB, 98 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:00,568 HE WOULD'VE MADE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT. 99 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,336 YOU KNOW... 100 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:05,105 YESTERDAY I SAW SOMETHING VERY DISTURBING. 101 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,908 THE PRICE OF PEROXIDE WENT UP? 102 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:10,511 I WAS BORN A BLONDE. 103 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,114 WHAT WERE YOU SAYING? 104 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,817 WELL, ON MY WAY HERE, 105 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:19,987 I SAW A FELLOW WHO LOOKED VERY MUCH LIKE NORMAN 106 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:23,824 SNEAKING IN THE BACK DOOR OF MELVILLE'S KITCHEN. 107 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:26,527 NOW, HE LOOKED SO MUCH LIKE NORMAN, I SAID HI TO HIM, 108 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,530 BUT HE PULLED HIS COAT OVER HIS FACE AND RAN INSIDE. 109 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:32,733 WHAT WOULD NORM BE DOING IN MELVILLE'S KITCHEN? 110 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:35,536 I THINK NORMAN'S BEEN REDUCED TO TAKING A JOB 111 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:37,871 AS A BUS BOY OR A DISHWASHER. 112 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:41,008 NO, NO. NORM WOULD NEVER STOOP TO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 113 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:45,012 HE PROBABLY JUST WENT IN TO BEG FOR TABLE SCRAPS, THAT'S ALL. 114 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,680 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 115 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:48,148 I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING. 116 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,384 OH, I THOUGHT I HEARD A CLANK. 117 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,388 NO, ABOUT A WEEK AGO, 118 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:57,691 NORM ASKED ME IF A REAL MAN WOULD WASH DISHES. 119 00:05:57,725 --> 00:05:59,527 OH, NORM. 120 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,495 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 121 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:03,997 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO ESCAPE THE CONCLUSION. 122 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,633 I FOUND A WAY. 123 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:10,404 NOW, LOOK. I'M NOT GONNA BELIEVE THAT MY BUDDY, 124 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:11,905 A PROFESSIONAL MAN LIKE MYSELF, 125 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:14,408 HAS BEEN REDUCED TO SCRUBBING POTS AND PANS IN A FISH HOUSE. 126 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,710 I MEAN, IF HE HAD, THERE'D BE TELLTALE SIGNS-- 127 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:19,179 YOU KNOW, HE'D COME IN REEKING LIKE A MACKEREL. 128 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,848 GET OUTTA HERE! 129 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,883 GO ON, BEAT IT! SCRAM! OUTTA HERE! 130 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:24,652 [CATS MEOWING] 131 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,657 BEAT IT! GET OUT OF HERE! 132 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,564 [MEOWING] 133 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:37,998 GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE! 134 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,069 WELL, THAT PROVES IT. 135 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:44,071 HE'S EITHER WASHING DISHES AT MELVILLE'S, 136 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:46,907 OR HE'S DRIVING A HERD OF CATS TO DODGE CITY. 137 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,909 NO, SAM, YOU NEED AT LEAST 200 HEAD 138 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:51,579 FOR THAT DRIVE TO DODGE. 139 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:53,080 AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY. 140 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,582 NORM! NORM! NORM! 141 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,083 CAM I DRAW YOU A BEER, NORM? 142 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,585 NO, I KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE. 143 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,587 JUST POUR ME ONE. 144 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:02,923 HEY, NORM, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CATS? 145 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,758 WHAT? ANIMALS LIKE ME. 146 00:07:04,792 --> 00:07:06,760 GOOD, 'CAUSE NO HUMAN IS GONNA. 147 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:07,928 AWW. 148 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:10,097 WHEW. NORM... 149 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:13,601 YOU SMELL LIKE LOW TIDE IN BRIDGEPORT. 150 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:16,470 MUST'VE BEEN THAT TUNA SANDWICH I ATE. 151 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:19,640 OH. WHAT'D YOU DO, EAT IT OR ROLL IN IT? 152 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:23,477 HEY, NORM, EVERYTHING OK? ANY LUCK FINDING A JOB? 153 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:24,612 LET'S JUST DROP IT, HUH? 154 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:25,779 OK. 155 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:28,248 OH, HERE, NORMIE. NEED A NAPKIN THERE. 156 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,784 GEE, NORMIE, LOOK AT YOUR HANDS. 157 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:32,620 THEY'RE ALL RED AND ROUGH AND WRINKLED. 158 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,622 YEAH, SO'S YOUR BRAIN, OK? 159 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,624 NORMIE, COME ON. 160 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:38,125 I'M SORRY, COACH. 161 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,493 IT'S OK, NORM. 162 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:40,961 EVERYBODY, LOOK, I'M SORRY. 163 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,863 I MIGHT AS WELL COME CLEAN HERE. 164 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:44,064 PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! 165 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:48,636 I'M WASHING DISHES UP AT MELVILLE'S, OK? 166 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,638 THE UNEMPLOYMENT RAN OUT. 167 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:52,272 I HAD TO DO SOMETHING. 168 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,807 HERE, GIVE ME YOUR HANDS. 169 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:55,509 THIS WILL CUT THE SMELL. 170 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:59,513 OH, NORMAN, YOU MUST BE HOPELESSLY DEPRESSED. 171 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:02,650 LAST NIGHT I WENT HOME SO DEPRESSED 172 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:04,985 I ALMOST JUMPED OUT MY WINDOW. 173 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:09,289 SO MANY CATS DOWN THERE, THEY WOULD HAVE BROKEN THE FALL. 174 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,992 THAT, UH-- THOSE GUYS OUT THERE 175 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,661 IS ONLY A SCOUTING PARTY. 176 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:15,796 GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE! 177 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,998 RAAAAH! 178 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:20,300 NORMAN... 179 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,703 THERE'S DIGNITY IN ANY WORK. 180 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,872 NOW, DON'T BE ASHAMED OF PHYSICAL LABOR. 181 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:28,008 OH, NO, DIANE. I KNOW EXACTLY HOW NORMIE FEELS. 182 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:30,711 WHEN I WAS A YOUNGSTER, I WAS A BUS BOY. 183 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,546 AND I'M TELLING YOU, THE HUMILIATION, 184 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:34,014 THE GETTING ORDERED AROUND, 185 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:35,683 IT'S MORE THAN A MAN CAN TAKE. 186 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,150 HEY, GET A BEER OVER HERE, HUH, GRANDPA? 187 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,853 YES, SIR. RIGHT AWAY. 188 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:42,055 A DISHWASHER. 189 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:44,858 I GUESS I'VE SUNK ABOUT AS LOW AS AN ACCOUNTANT CAN SINK. 190 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:47,861 I GRADUATED 30th IN MY CLASS. 191 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:49,162 NOW I SPEND MY AFTERNOONS 192 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,865 WATCHING LETTUCE FLOAT. 193 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,867 NORMAN, I'VE GOT IT. 194 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:55,202 YOU'RE AN ACCOUNTANT. 195 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:56,904 YOU SHOULD BE ACCOUNTING. 196 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,039 SAM, WHY DON'T YOU PUT NORMAN ON AS YOUR ACCOUNTANT? 197 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:00,340 YEAH. YEAH, SAM. 198 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,209 OH, THAT WOULD BE FABULOUS. 199 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,211 I ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNTANT. 200 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,879 WELL, FIRE HIM AND HIRE NORMAN. 201 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:07,581 THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. 202 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:09,883 CAN I SPEAK TO YOU OVER HERE FOR A MINUTE? 203 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,752 CERTAINLY. CERTAINLY. 204 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:13,220 WHAT'S THE MATTER, SAMMY? DON'T YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA? 205 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:15,188 OH, NO, YOU BET. YOU BET. I JUST WANT TO TELL HER IN PRIVATE 206 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,057 HOW MUCH I LIKE IT. 207 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,726 OHH. LOOKS LIKE MS. CHAMBERS 208 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:21,061 IS GOING TO GET A BUSS ON THE CHEEK. 209 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:23,697 LET'S HOPE IT'S GOING AT LEAST 80. 210 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,370 NO, NO, NO. LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN. 211 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,606 THERE ARE TWO AREAS OF MY LIFE 212 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,608 THAT I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO TOUCH. 213 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:36,376 NOW, I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT ONE OF THEM. 214 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,911 AND I DIDN'T. 215 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:40,614 NO, I KNOW. YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD ABOUT THAT. 216 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:42,616 THE OTHER AREA IS MY BUSINESS. 217 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,618 NOW, I WORKED VERY HARD TO GET THIS BAR, 218 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,086 AND IT'S BEEN A STRUGGLE TO KEEP IT. 219 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,621 NOW YOU'VE GOT ME COMMITTED 220 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:49,923 TO TURNING MY BOOKS OVER TO A DISHWASHER. 221 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:52,960 HE'S NOT A DISHWASHER. 222 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,095 HE'S AN ACCOUNTANT, AND HE'S A FRIEND. 223 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,797 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT HE'S MY FRIEND, 224 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,265 BUT HOW DO I KNOW HE'S A GOOD ACCOUNTANT? 225 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,267 I MEAN, HE HASN'T BEEN HIRED FOR OVER A YEAR. 226 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,135 THERE MUST BE SOME REASON. 227 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:05,973 WELL, THAT JUST MEANS HE'S HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO DO A GOOD JOB. 228 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,775 BESIDES, YOU ONLY HAVE TO KEEP HIM ON LONG ENOUGH 229 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,977 TO HELP HIM GET HIS PRIDE BACK. 230 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,279 SAMMY, I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU ON THE SPOT HERE. 231 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,281 I DON'T HAVE TO BE YOUR ACCOUNTANT. 232 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,650 I COULD ALWAYS JUST KILL MYSELF. 233 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:19,252 YEAH, YEAH. THIS MAN HAS OPTIONS HERE, SAM. 234 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:22,122 SAM, NOW, IT'S TRUE, 235 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:25,125 HIRING NORMAN HAS EMOTIONAL OVERTONES, 236 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,661 BUT WITHOUT EMOTIONS, 237 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:29,797 THE MIND BECOMES A STAGNANT POND. 238 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:32,165 AND LET'S FACT IT, IN YOUR CASE, 239 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:35,435 WE'RE NOT EXACTLY DEALING WITH WHITEWATER RAPIDS IN THE FIRST PLACE. 240 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,972 OK, ALL RIGHT, FINE. 241 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:41,008 I'LL PUT NORM ON, BUT JUST--HEY-- 242 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,310 JUST REMEMBER WHEN I HAVE TO FIRE HIM LATER ON, 243 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:44,978 YOU'RE GONNA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR HIM 244 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,014 LOSING WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS SELF-RESPECT. 245 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,817 HOW CAN HE MISS WITH SUCH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE? 246 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,819 NORM... 247 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,821 HEY, YOU'RE MY NEW ACCOUNTANT. 248 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,155 HEY! ALL RIGHT? 249 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,157 SAMMY, I AM HONORED. 250 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,458 WELL, YEAH. 251 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,160 I WANT YOU TO KNOW 252 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,329 THIS IS ONE OF THE GREAT MOMENTS OF MY LIFE, SAMMY. 253 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:04,331 AW, COME ON. GIVE ME A BREAK. ONE OF YOUR GREATEST MOMENTS? 254 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,333 EASY, SAM. THERE HAVE ONLY BEEN TWO. 255 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,335 I'M AWARE YOU'RE DOING THIS OUT OF PITY, SAM, 256 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:09,870 BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW 257 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,338 YOU JUST YOU GOT THE BEST DAMN ACCOUNTANT AROUND. 258 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,472 YEAH, I'LL SECOND THAT. 259 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,175 WHAT, THAT HE JUST GOT THE BEST DAMN ACCOUNTANT AROUND? 260 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:18,478 NO, THAT HE'S DOING IT OUT OF PITY. 261 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,947 [INDISTINCT] 262 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,886 WHOA, HERE HE IS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN-- 263 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:29,189 NORM "RENDER UNTO CAESAR THAT WHICH IS ZILCH" PETERSON! 264 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,192 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 265 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,194 DIANE, A LITTLE MORE COFFEE, PLEASE. 266 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,328 OH, NORMAN, I'M PROUD OF YOU. 267 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,064 YEAH. 268 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,366 WHEN THERE'S A JOB TO BE DONE, YOU PUT THE BEER ASIDE. 269 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:42,202 THAT'S 'CAUSE I WANT TO DO A GOOD JOB FOR SAMMY THERE. 270 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,336 ISN'T THAT NICE? YEAH. 271 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,372 ISN'T THAT NICE, SAM? 272 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,507 HOW'S IT-- HOW'S IT GOING, NORM? 273 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,209 ALMOST DONE, SAM. 274 00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,044 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE DISAPPOINTED, BIG BUY. 275 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:53,046 I FOUND A COUPLE THINGS IN THERE, YOU KNOW. 276 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,048 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THE BEST DAMN TAX RETURN 277 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,050 THAT'S EVER BEEN AUDITED. 278 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,820 OH, LIGHTEN UP, WILL YA? IT'S A TAX JOKE. COME ON. 279 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,757 BOY, SAM, YOU KNOW, THERE'S A BOUNCE IN NORMIE'S STEP 280 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,225 I HAVEN'T SEEN IN MONTHS. 281 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,894 TONIGHT MAY BE THE TURNING POINT 282 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,395 IN THAT MAN'S LIFE. 283 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,397 HE MIGHT COME OUT OF THAT OFFICE, HIS JOB COMPLETE-- 284 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,399 WHO KNOWS, MAYBE EVEN MAKE AMENDS WITH VERA-- 285 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,901 AND START BUILDING A NEW LIFE. 286 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,936 OH, THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL. 287 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,537 THEN AGAIN, HE MIGHT DRINK TILL HE PASSES OUT 288 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,539 WITH HIS HEAD IN THE TOILET. 289 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,242 TOO CLOSE TO CALL, REALLY. 290 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:25,545 I JUST HOPE HE'S NOT TRYING TOO HARD TO IMPRESS ME. 291 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,948 WELL, WHAT IF HE IS? 292 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,951 YOU'RE HELPING HIM OUT, AND HE APPRECIATES THAT. 293 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:33,954 I JUST DON'T LIKE TAKING CHANCES WITH THE IRS. 294 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,256 I WAS VERY SATISFIED WITH MY OLD ACCOUNTANT. 295 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,959 EVERY YEAR I'D PAY TWO, THREE GRAND IN TAXES, 296 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,261 I'D PAY THEM, AND THERE'D BE NO TROUBLE. 297 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:44,564 THAT'S WHAT I WANT FROM NORM-- NO CHANCES, NO RISKS. 298 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,566 AW, SAM, YOU JUST WORRY TOO MUCH. 299 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,101 NORMIE'S A GREAT ACCOUNTANT. 300 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,803 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT, COACH? 301 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,104 BECAUSE MY MOTHER ALWAYS USED TO SAY 302 00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,273 EVERYBODY HAS ONE THING THEY'RE GREAT AT. 303 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,808 YEAH, RIGHT, AND WITH NORM, 304 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:55,943 WE'VE ELIMINATED EVERYTHING 305 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:58,411 BUT ACCOUNTANT AND GREAT WHITE HUNTER. 306 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,413 HERE WE GO, SAM. 307 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,115 ALL DONE. 308 00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,450 HOW DID IT COME OUT, NORM. 309 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,118 I'LL LET MY RETURN SPEAK FOR ITSELF. 310 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:09,356 I'M GETTING BACK $15,000? 311 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:12,225 WE MAKE CAMP HERE, BWANA? 312 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,308 OF COURSE BABIES CAN EAT PIZZA. 313 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,343 JUST PUT IT IN THE BLENDER. 314 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,982 EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE A CIGARETTE MACHINE IN THE BACK? 315 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,183 BACK ROOM. 316 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,851 THANK YOU, BEAUTIFUL. 317 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:38,986 WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? 318 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:41,021 BEAUTIFUL. 319 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,857 SOUNDED DIFFERENT THE FIRST TIME. 320 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:44,992 BEAUTIFUL. 321 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,459 THAT WAS THE WORD. 322 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,864 GOOD AFTERNOON, EVERYBODY. 323 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:51,999 NORM! NORM! NORM! 324 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,166 NORMAN. 325 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,334 HOW ABOUT A BEER, NORM? 326 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,203 EH, I'M HIGH ON LIFE, COACH. 327 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,437 OF COURSE, BEER IS MY LIFE. 328 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,208 HEY, THERE'S MY BOSS MAN. 329 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,509 HOW'S IT GOING, BUDDY? 330 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,044 PRETTY GOOD. JUST WAITING FOR THAT 331 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,246 GREAT BIG TAX REFUND TO COME ROLLING IN. 332 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,548 YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT LOOT YET, PAL? 333 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:11,051 WELL, I THINK THAT SOME OF IT SHOULD GO 334 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,520 FOR SOMETHING SHEER, SEXY, 335 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:16,056 AND, YES, A LITTLE BREATHTAKING 336 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,892 FOR THE SPECIAL SOMEONE IN HIS LIFE. 337 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,393 I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. 338 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:23,063 WHAT ARE YOU, AN EXTRA-LARGE, NORM? 339 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,564 IN PEIGNOIRS, YES, 340 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,233 BUT I CAN SQUEEZE INTO A LARGE TEDDY. 341 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,534 OOH. HEH HEH HEH! 342 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:28,902 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 343 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,904 YOU GOTTA CHECK THESE OUT HERE. 344 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,205 OOH! 345 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,907 AW, HEY, LOOKIE THERE. 346 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,242 PRINTED MATCHES! 347 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,409 JUST SPREAD THEM AROUND. 348 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,911 "NORM PETERSON, INCORPORATED-- 349 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,246 AN ACCOUNTANCY FIRM." 350 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,548 OH, THAT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE, NORM. 351 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,051 BUSINESS MUST BE GOOD, HUH, NORMIE? 352 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,418 YEAH, COACH. 353 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,420 IT JUST TOOK SAMMY HERE HAVING FAITH IN ME, 354 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,422 AND MY GETTING A LITTLE FAITH IN MYSELF, 355 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,557 AND STUFF SORT OF TOOK OFF. 356 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,259 BINGO! 357 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,962 HOW MANY NEW CLIENTS DO YOU HAVE NOW BESIDES SAM? 358 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,264 JUST ONE OTHER, BUT I'VE BEEN HUSTLING A LITTLE BIT, 359 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:58,398 AND I GOT SOME NIBBLES ON HERE. 360 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,400 WHICH REMINDS ME. DIANE! YEAH? 361 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,102 HERE'S YOUR RETURN. 362 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:05,105 OH, THANK YOU. 363 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,474 OOH, A NICE, HEALTHY REFUND. 364 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,276 I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE THAT. 365 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,578 ALL THOSE PSYCHIATRISTS' FEES WERE DEDUCTIBLE, DIANE. 366 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,114 BOY, THOSE DAILY SESSIONS BACK IN FEBRUARY, 367 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,383 WHOO, WE'RE TALKING A GOLD MINE HERE. 368 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,388 SHUT UP, NORMAN. I'M BETTER. I'M BETTER. 369 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,959 SAM... 370 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:28,962 FEBRUARY WAS KIND OF A ROUGH MONTH, WASN'T IT? 371 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,998 OK. HA HA! 372 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:34,301 SAM, WHAT YOU'VE DONE FOR NORMAN IS A MIRACLE. 373 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,602 I'M VERY PROUD. 374 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,304 IT WAS NOTHING. 375 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,972 NO, DON'T BE MODEST. 376 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,974 YOU STOOD BY HIM WHEN HE NEEDED YOU. 377 00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:43,443 WHEN HE TOLD YOU YOU WERE GETTING $15,000 BACK, 378 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,478 EVEN I BLANCHED. 379 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,314 AND MONEY MEANS NO MORE TO ME 380 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,316 THAN IT DOES TO THE CREATURES IN THE FOREST 381 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,018 OR THE BEASTS IN THE FIELD. 382 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:53,987 OOH, SAMMY, GIVE ME A HAND HERE WITH THIS STUFF. 383 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,488 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 384 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,756 COACH, COULD YOU GET THAT? YEAH. 385 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,625 [RING] 386 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,327 CHEERS. 387 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,661 SAM, IT'S FOR YOU. 388 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,330 I'M BUSY, COACH. CAN YOU TAKE A MESSAGE? 389 00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:05,132 CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE? HE'S BUSY. 390 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,299 UH-HUH. 391 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,001 YEAH. RIGHT. 392 00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,636 RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. 393 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,638 SAM, THAT WAS YOUR ACCOUNTANT, SY. 394 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:15,142 HE SAID-- OH, BELL DAY! BELL DAY! 395 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,576 [INAUDIBLE] 396 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,482 AND HE SAID YOUR TAX RETURNS ARE READY. 397 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,684 [CLANK] 398 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,187 WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE, SAM? 399 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,190 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ABOUT BELL DAY? 400 00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,759 DID YOU SEND IN THE RETURN I PREPARED FOR YOU OR NOT? 401 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:36,629 NO, NORM. I--I DIDN'T. 402 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,700 WHY NOT? 403 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:43,203 WELL, I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU THIS, 404 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:46,039 BUT I'M--I'M REAL CONSERVATIVE WHEN IT COMES TO MONEY. 405 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,375 OK, LET ME JUST GET THIS STRAIGHT HERE. 406 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,677 YOU DON'T TRUST ME AND MY WORK, 407 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,213 SO YOU HAD SOMEBODY ELSE DO YOUR TAXES. 408 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:57,084 IT'S JUST--A $15,000 REFUND SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME. 409 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,686 I MEAN, I'VE NEVER GOTTEN ANY KIND OF REFUND BEFORE AT ALL. 410 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,221 YOU KNOW WHY? THAT ACCOUNTANT 411 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,555 YOU HAD IS A WIMP, SAM. 412 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,557 I WENT THROUGH THOSE PREVIOUS RETURNS. 413 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,626 THE GUY WOULDN'T KNOW A DEDUCTION IF HE SAT ON IT! 414 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,228 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, SAMMY, 415 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,363 THAT NORM PULLED A $15,000 BONER? 416 00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,065 YEAH. 417 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,401 COME ON. I WAS JUST TRYING TO PROTECT MYSELF. 418 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,503 ANY ONE OF YOU WOULD'VE DONE THE SAME THING, RIGHT? 419 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:21,508 OH, COME ON. YOU WOULD, TOO, AND YOU KNOW IT. 420 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:26,446 OK, LET'S JUST-- LET'S JUST DROP THIS, ALL RIGHT? 421 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:29,449 I DIDN'T WANT NORM TO DO MY TAXES IN THE FIRST PLACE, REMEMBER? 422 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:32,419 IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU SHOULDN'T DO BUSINESS WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 423 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,087 THEN YOU'RE SAFE GOING INTO BUSINESS 424 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,555 WITH ANYBODY IN THIS ROOM. 425 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,224 YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. 426 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,558 OH, COME ON NOW. 427 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,261 ISN'T ANYBODY ON MY SIDE HERE? 428 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:44,264 LISTEN, ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS TRY TO PROTECT MY BUSINESS 429 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,600 AND NOT OFFEND NORM IN THE FIRST PLACE. 430 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,769 SAM, I'M STANDING BY YOU. 431 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,105 I MAY NOT AGREE WITH YOU, BUT I ADMIRE YOUR COURAGE. 432 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,406 I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL. 433 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,108 WAIT, YOU DO? 434 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,110 YES. I'VE HAD PERSONAL EXPERIENCE 435 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,112 STANDING AGAINST THE MAJORITY, 436 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:01,114 RESISTING THE FORCE OF PUBLIC OPINION 437 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,616 FOR THE SAKE OF PERSONAL PRINCIPLE. 438 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,618 IS THAT RIGHT? LIKE WHAT? WHAT? 439 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:08,588 WELL, MY SENIOR YEAR, I FOUGHT SINGLE-HANDEDLY 440 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,290 TO INTEGRATE MY SORORITY. 441 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,624 HEY, YOU HEAR THIS? 442 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,127 WHAT, THEY WOULDN'T LET BLACKS IN? 443 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,129 WELL, IT WASN'T EXACTLY BLACKS. 444 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,764 THAT'S REALLY NOT THE POINT. THE POINT IS-- 445 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,133 WHAT WAS IT, JUST SOME OTHER RACE? 446 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,768 WELL, NO. 447 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,636 A RELIGION? 448 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,605 WELL, IT WASN'T EXACTLY A RELIGION. 449 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,607 WELL, COME ON. WHO? WHO? 450 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,809 [MUMBLING] 451 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:33,180 WHAT? WHO WOULDN'T THEY LET IN? 452 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:36,749 GIRLS WITH POORLY PUBLICIZED COMING-OUT PARTIES. 453 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,325 AND WITHIN A COUPLE OF MONTHS, THEY BLENDED RIGHT IN. 454 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,826 ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. 455 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,328 I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T TRUST ME AS AN ACCOUNTANT, 456 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,796 YOU DON'T TRUST ME AS A FRIEND. 457 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,498 COME ON, STOP RIGHT THERE. 458 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,799 LISTEN, YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN TO SEPARATE 459 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,334 BUSINESS FROM FRIENDSHIP. 460 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,336 NO, NO. THE ONLY THING I HAVE TO SEPARATE 461 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,837 IS YOU FROM MY LIFE. 462 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,507 HEY, COME ON. LISTEN, IF I GET INTO TROUBLE AT THE IRS, 463 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,375 I COULD GO TO JAIL. 464 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:06,179 AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PRETTY BOYS WHEN THEY GO TO JAIL. 465 00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:09,182 YOU KNOW, YOUR-- YOUR ATTITUDE IS UNPROFESSIONAL. 466 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,817 OH, NOW I'M UNPROFESSIONAL. IS THAT IT? 467 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,185 YEAH. 468 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:13,520 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? 469 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,355 LISTEN, GUYS. DON'T SAY ANYTHING YOU'LL REGRET. 470 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,689 YOU'RE A BACK-STABBER. 471 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,325 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? YOU ARE A BIG BABY, NORMAN. 472 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,492 HAIR HAT! 473 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,660 HAM HOCK! 474 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:23,363 GOOSE NECK! THIS IS FUN. 475 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,665 WE ARE NOT THE ONES FIGHTING HERE, 476 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,367 SPAGHETTI BREATH. 477 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,369 YOU'RE BAD, MALONE. B-A-D, YOU'RE BAD. 478 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,371 YOU'RE STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES. YOU KNOW THAT? 479 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,872 THE TRUTH HURTS, HUH, MALONE? 480 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,375 OH, MY GOD! WOULD THE TWO OF YOU LISTEN TO YOURSELVES? 481 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,378 STANDING THERE ARGUING, BICKERING? 482 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:41,648 YOU'RE MAKING A MOCKERY OUT OF BELL DAY! 483 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,389 SAMMY, SAMMY, SAMMY. 484 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,524 I'VE JUST BEEN THROUGH THE ROUGHEST YEAR OF MY LIFE. 485 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:52,859 I KNOW THAT. 486 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,394 THE ONLY THING THAT KEPT ME GOING 487 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,895 WAS A BELIEF IN MYSELF 488 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,564 AND THE HOPE THAT SOMEDAY SOMEBODY ELSE WOULD SAY, 489 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:58,865 "I BELIEVE IN YOU, TOO, NORM." 490 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,400 I THOUGHT YOU'D BE THAT GUY-- 491 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,269 OH, COME ON, MAN. THAT WON'T WORK. 492 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,571 YOU'RE TRYING TO LAY A GUILT TRIP ON ME, AND I THINK THAT STINKS. 493 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,439 FINE, I'M OUTTA HERE. I'M GONE FOR GOOD. 494 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:07,740 HEY, YOU BETTER MEAN IT, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU 495 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:08,908 COMING BACK IN HERE TOMORROW 496 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,009 THINKING THIS WHOLE THING'S GONNA BLOW OVER. 497 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,911 UH-HUH. 498 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,546 YEAH, AS A MATTER OF FACT, HEY, LISTEN, 499 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,282 YOU GO OUT THAT DOOR, 500 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,716 I DON'T WANT YOU BACK IN MY BAR AGAIN. I MEAN IT. 501 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:17,984 OK, FINE. YOU GOT IT. 502 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:22,589 BUT BEFORE I GO, 503 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,424 I'VE GOT TO SETTLE ONE THING WITH THAT MAN. 504 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:25,925 NORMAN, NOW, WAIT. 505 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:27,927 DON'T DO ANYTHING SILLY, PLEASE. 506 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,262 DIANE, YOU'D BETTER STAY OUT OF THIS. 507 00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:32,365 THIS IS PART OF THE MALE RITUAL THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT. 508 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,269 COMING IN, MALONE! 509 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:37,804 OK, NORM, HOW DO YOU WANT TO DO THIS? 510 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,575 I DON'T WANT TO GO, SAM. 511 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:45,278 [SOBBING] 512 00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:46,746 OH, HEY. HEY, COME ON. 513 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,047 I DIDN'T MEAN-- 514 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,383 AAH! 515 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,754 HEY, HEY, HEY. 516 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,457 COME ON. COME ON. LISTEN. LISTEN. 517 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,459 WE'RE NOT GONNA GET ANYWHERE 518 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,761 UNLESS YOU START ACTING LIKE AN ADULT HERE, 519 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,596 BIG FELLA. 520 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,432 COME ON. 521 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:06,899 [INDISTINCT] 522 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,471 WHOA. 523 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,039 HERE. HERE. HERE. 524 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:24,784 THIS BAR IS ALL I HAVE, SAM. 525 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,886 YOU PEOPLE ARE MY FAMILY. 526 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:31,491 YOU'RE MY BROTHER. 527 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:33,960 OH, WELL, YOU'RE MY BROTHER, TOO, NORM. 528 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,433 OH, SAM... 529 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:56,649 NORM, HEY, YOU'RE MY ACCOUNTANT. 530 00:21:58,685 --> 00:21:59,986 YOU MEAN IT, SAM? 531 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,088 RIGHT AFTER THIS TAX SEASON. 532 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,526 I'LL TAKE IT, 533 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:07,994 BUT I DON'T WANT TO BEG. 534 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:09,095 NO, NO. 535 00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:15,368 SO AS WE SEE, THE ROOTS OF PHYSICAL AGGRESSION 536 00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:17,036 IN THE MALE OF THE SPECIES 537 00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:21,040 IS FOUND RIGHT HERE IN THE OLD DNA MOLECULE ITSELF. 538 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:25,712 RIGHT UP HERE AT ABOUT 1:00, AS I RECALL. 539 00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,714 FASCINATING, CLIFF. 540 00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,716 OH, YES, DIANE. FASCINATING. 541 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,017 HOLD ONTO YOUR HAT, TOO, 542 00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:33,720 BECAUSE THE VERY LETTERS "DNA" 543 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,855 ARE AN ACRONYM FOR THE WORDS 544 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:38,491 "DAMES ARE NOT AGGRESSIVE." 545 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:45,732 THEY STAND FOR DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACID. 546 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:48,735 YES, BUT PARSE THAT IN THE LATIN DECLENSION, 547 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,670 AND MY POINT IS STILL MOOT. 548 00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:55,908 YOU KNOW, CLIFF, 549 00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:58,044 IF IT'S TRUE THAT A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE IS DANGEROUS, 550 00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,046 YOU ARE A WALKING TIME BOMB. 551 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:02,749 OH. THANK YOU, DIANE. 552 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:05,852 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE GAS TURBINE ENGINE FOR A WHILE. 553 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,522 COACH! 554 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:13,426 COACH, BUY MY BUDDY A BEER, WILL YA? 555 00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:14,393 COMING UP. 556 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:16,896 OH, SO YOU DIDN'T RESORT TO PHYSICAL VIOLENCE. 557 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:18,598 NOPE. AS A MATTER OF FACT, 558 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:20,800 I WANT YOU ALL TO MEET MY NEW ACCOUNTANT. 559 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:23,069 YAY! ALL RIGHT, NORM! 560 00:23:23,102 --> 00:23:25,438 CONGRATULATIONS, NORMIE. 561 00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:28,074 AS IT TURNS OUT, I'VE BEEN WITH THE WRONG GUY 562 00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,942 FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS. 563 00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:31,578 THANKS, SAM. 564 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,546 THANK YOU, NORM. 565 00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:39,786 WELL, THIS IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT 566 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:41,621 SEEING YOU TWO FRIENDS RECONCILED, 567 00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:43,590 I COULD ALMOST CRY. 568 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:44,657 GIRLS. 569 00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:44,757 YEAH, BOY.